RAATRI JAGRAN
As you come down to a time after having dinner which is almost appropriate for a satiable appetite….
You almost think to switch ON the TV to see whether India is being Modified or still Asaram rules the TV and you are certainly pissed off to find the latter still dominates. Moreover seeing Deepak Chaurasia shrewd way of dealing with people and his irritating oratorical skills it seems almost frustrating for you to even keep TV switched ON for a minute ……..
After TV is switched OFF
A lull appears all around and you think as to what to do to remove this boredom …
Racking your brain you find that after having a reluctant stroll on the lane outside your house you may be in a very comfortable state to start off with digital electronics work . As it has always been the case that appears,” Yaar Digital hi toh hai dekh lenge.” And it has been your tryst with overconfidence regarding Digital Electronics that forces you to give the digital file last priority …..
With almost about to give up and with lovely bed all set embrace you with a nice sleep and thought “ki kya hai kal dekh lenge “ …….. Out of blue all of sudden a glance of Tiger appears with mole on his cheek threatening even more …….haunts you with dreadful consequence …..haalaali……..yourself as a lamb and he as a atrocious tiger ……..
Then as usual murmuring accusing yourself and then motivating yourself “ kya hai ! bh***** , digital hi toh hai kar lenge …”
and you confidently take up the file that you took from Divya from the bag (that you borrowed from your sister) …and as you leaf through the pages …
You feel that rug has been swept under your feet ….
You hear the same voices banging in your eardrums “ ek iski copy dekh aur ek teri “, “pehel hi kar leta “ “dekh is ladki ka kaam neat tidy clean …shayad words kam pad jaayein “ from your younger sibling
and as usual you prefer a loud reply “chup chap jake soja “
And next you grumble in mind about the strange juxtaposition of Divya “AGARWAL” and frugality
Yeah.. I mean ‘agarwals’ are quite frugal
and
what astonishes you the most …..
Does Divya Agarwal has something to do with frugality when it comes to lab file work …..
You almost go on saying in mind “abbey itna likhne ko kisne kaha tha “……
and then comes an idea of switching on the laptop along with your file work ….
And first thing you almost do in a flashing second , open three tabs as usual
Facebook , Youtube,Gmail
Mind the order since if papa comes for drinking water which gets noticeable actually audible as he slurps it through…..You may have answer him by saying ki “mail check kar rah hun “. Now as soon as you start with facebook you find against every beautiful chick the green is OFF and you find , out of nowhere , greens against Anit and Vinayak
Hell!! –Is something you mind says up the first
Mundane hours of 12 start with mundane people around then while you were thinking to escape from fb , you see Vinayak popping out of his chat box window
Vinayak Panchal- Kya kar raha hai ?
Sudeep Tiwari ( almost in deep anguish and frustration ):
SEX
“saale, kya karunga aadhi raat main aur
poppat tiger ka digital wala kaam kar rah hun”
By then you feel devastated when you see Anit sharing info on black holes on Facebook page and this instigates you to put yet another string on Anit’s Chat Box [which earlier was full with domesticated inquisitions and reluctant replies from my side , most of the time not replying to them ; A few inquisitions were ”bhai fresher main aayega; bhai white shirt kahan se laaun ;bhai aap padhakoo ho ;bhai koi flat hai aapki nazar main college ke paas 8000 main” phewwww…….]
Sudeep : saale moot ke so jaa !
With laptop in front of you and you yourself in the most obnoxious position with one leg on the verge of the bed and other leg folded by knee and knee touching down the floor , one hand under the chest giving support and other hand busy scribbling down ( chhapai) fast on the practical file
Meanwhile Kavita enquires on Facebook about the एकनिष्ठ and you all of the sudden get reminded of Ramiz and his impeccable integrity and his modesty ; his amazing devotion ,sincerity ……..and you just feel amazed that you find yourself short of words to describe the lad who hails from Government Dungarpur College .
Soon you feel everybody around are well slept and their snoring haunts you and there you can hear aloud the whistle of the chowkidaar . God is great ! he only whistles and does not shout “Jaagte Raho “-you feel and the way he gets dressed and his attire and his moustaches reminds you of the Prabhakaran LTTE Chief.
Now you feel you are all alone and you will have to help yourself with coffee and Jagjit’s ghazals .
For a while you listen and feel that it has become quite stereotypical and now even Google Chrome History apart from a few pages on theoretical Physics , a few vague wiki searches , youtube searches and a few erotic searches seems to you flooded by Jagjit’s ghazals .
Of course, Jagjit gives you solace but need of the hour was the metal rock .
After Bhairvi from Anoushka Shankar you switch over to Rockstar,Jilawatan and Jal …..
Now the first to start was
Tumko paa hi liya ( Kavita Krishnamurthy , Rockstar )
and on video appears Nargis Fakhri donning a pink top embracing Ranbir from back on the bike …
Her white eyes, British white skin , shining hair , tender and alluring lips make you feel disastrous about doing the digital work
then comes
Moray Piya ( Jal the band )
giving you the same disgust all through and the result is that you mute the laptop for a while .
After an hour you increase the volume
and find an interesting coincidence for which you thought to write this piece of humour……..
[Rumour toh already bohot hain kami nahi hai …….
Sudeep the only Einstein born to India as everybody here in Mlsu think and rumoured the same in whole of the college ]
It was coincidental that whatever comes to your mind was accompanied by an apt song on the laptop … nothing deliberate ….
It happened almost unabated with every changing thought
While you thought what you will say to the Tiger tomorrow while he will be thrashing you
the song instantaneously on the laptop was
Kal humara hai (Call the band)
paas hain
manzilein apni
har soo phailee hai roshni
faaslon kau hein rastey miley
naye rishtey naye silsiley
chahaton kai diye hein jaley
naye sapnay naye iraadey
suno dil nai pukaara hai
yeh ghar hamara hai
ghar hamara hai
kaho saath hein ham tau
yeh pal hamara hai
kal hamara hai
iss yaqeen sai hai barhna abhee
iss zameen sai hein ham sabhee
sung apney subah layen gai
naye sapnay naye iraadey
suno dil nai pukaara hai
yeh ghar hamara hai
ghar hamara hai
kaho saath hein ham tau
yeh pal hamara hai
kal hamara hai
Then you somehow avert yourself and feel motivated to see that quite amount of work was done
song that appeared on track was
Kismat (Call the band)
YEH KAISA SAFAR BHARKTEE KHAMOSHIAN
ISEE TAMANA MEIN JAAGA HOON AB MEIN BANA INSAAN
JAU CHAHOON AGAR MEIN BANOON ROSHNEE
JAU CHAHOON TAU KISMET LIKH DALOON NAYEE
AB MEIN WOH HIMMAT BANOON TAU ROKO NAHEEN
GIRTEY HUWON KAU JAU THAAM LOON TOKO NAHEEN
MEIN HEE WOH SHAMA BANOON KAREY JAU ROSHNEE
ISEE TAMANNA MEIN JAAGA HUN AB MEIN BANA INSAAN
And finally when clock struck 4 and when you saw your dull face in mirror and reddened eyes
… the track on the laptop was
Shayad (Call the Band )
Kal ki in baaton mein
As you come down to a time after having dinner which is almost appropriate for a satiable appetite….
You almost think to switch ON the TV to see whether India is being Modified or still Asaram rules the TV and you are certainly pissed off to find the latter still dominates. Moreover seeing Deepak Chaurasia shrewd way of dealing with people and his irritating oratorical skills it seems almost frustrating for you to even keep TV switched ON for a minute ……..
After TV is switched OFF
A lull appears all around and you think as to what to do to remove this boredom …
Racking your brain you find that after having a reluctant stroll on the lane outside your house you may be in a very comfortable state to start off with digital electronics work . As it has always been the case that appears,” Yaar Digital hi toh hai dekh lenge.” And it has been your tryst with overconfidence regarding Digital Electronics that forces you to give the digital file last priority …..
With almost about to give up and with lovely bed all set embrace you with a nice sleep and thought “ki kya hai kal dekh lenge “ …….. Out of blue all of sudden a glance of Tiger appears with mole on his cheek threatening even more …….haunts you with dreadful consequence …..haalaali……..yourself as a lamb and he as a atrocious tiger ……..
Then as usual murmuring accusing yourself and then motivating yourself “ kya hai ! bh***** , digital hi toh hai kar lenge …”
and you confidently take up the file that you took from Divya from the bag (that you borrowed from your sister) …and as you leaf through the pages …
You feel that rug has been swept under your feet ….
You hear the same voices banging in your eardrums “ ek iski copy dekh aur ek teri “, “pehel hi kar leta “ “dekh is ladki ka kaam neat tidy clean …shayad words kam pad jaayein “ from your younger sibling
and as usual you prefer a loud reply “chup chap jake soja “
And next you grumble in mind about the strange juxtaposition of Divya “AGARWAL” and frugality
Yeah.. I mean ‘agarwals’ are quite frugal
and
what astonishes you the most …..
Does Divya Agarwal has something to do with frugality when it comes to lab file work …..
You almost go on saying in mind “abbey itna likhne ko kisne kaha tha “……
and then comes an idea of switching on the laptop along with your file work ….
And first thing you almost do in a flashing second , open three tabs as usual
Facebook , Youtube,Gmail
Mind the order since if papa comes for drinking water which gets noticeable actually audible as he slurps it through…..You may have answer him by saying ki “mail check kar rah hun “. Now as soon as you start with facebook you find against every beautiful chick the green is OFF and you find , out of nowhere , greens against Anit and Vinayak
Hell!! –Is something you mind says up the first
Mundane hours of 12 start with mundane people around then while you were thinking to escape from fb , you see Vinayak popping out of his chat box window
Vinayak Panchal- Kya kar raha hai ?
Sudeep Tiwari ( almost in deep anguish and frustration ):
SEX
“saale, kya karunga aadhi raat main aur
poppat tiger ka digital wala kaam kar rah hun”
By then you feel devastated when you see Anit sharing info on black holes on Facebook page and this instigates you to put yet another string on Anit’s Chat Box [which earlier was full with domesticated inquisitions and reluctant replies from my side , most of the time not replying to them ; A few inquisitions were ”bhai fresher main aayega; bhai white shirt kahan se laaun ;bhai aap padhakoo ho ;bhai koi flat hai aapki nazar main college ke paas 8000 main” phewwww…….]
Sudeep : saale moot ke so jaa !
With laptop in front of you and you yourself in the most obnoxious position with one leg on the verge of the bed and other leg folded by knee and knee touching down the floor , one hand under the chest giving support and other hand busy scribbling down ( chhapai) fast on the practical file
Meanwhile Kavita enquires on Facebook about the एकनिष्ठ and you all of the sudden get reminded of Ramiz and his impeccable integrity and his modesty ; his amazing devotion ,sincerity ……..and you just feel amazed that you find yourself short of words to describe the lad who hails from Government Dungarpur College .
Soon you feel everybody around are well slept and their snoring haunts you and there you can hear aloud the whistle of the chowkidaar . God is great ! he only whistles and does not shout “Jaagte Raho “-you feel and the way he gets dressed and his attire and his moustaches reminds you of the Prabhakaran LTTE Chief.
Now you feel you are all alone and you will have to help yourself with coffee and Jagjit’s ghazals .
For a while you listen and feel that it has become quite stereotypical and now even Google Chrome History apart from a few pages on theoretical Physics , a few vague wiki searches , youtube searches and a few erotic searches seems to you flooded by Jagjit’s ghazals .
Of course, Jagjit gives you solace but need of the hour was the metal rock .
After Bhairvi from Anoushka Shankar you switch over to Rockstar,Jilawatan and Jal …..
Now the first to start was
Tumko paa hi liya ( Kavita Krishnamurthy , Rockstar )
and on video appears Nargis Fakhri donning a pink top embracing Ranbir from back on the bike …
Her white eyes, British white skin , shining hair , tender and alluring lips make you feel disastrous about doing the digital work
then comes
Moray Piya ( Jal the band )
giving you the same disgust all through and the result is that you mute the laptop for a while .
After an hour you increase the volume
and find an interesting coincidence for which you thought to write this piece of humour……..
[Rumour toh already bohot hain kami nahi hai …….
Sudeep the only Einstein born to India as everybody here in Mlsu think and rumoured the same in whole of the college ]
It was coincidental that whatever comes to your mind was accompanied by an apt song on the laptop … nothing deliberate ….
It happened almost unabated with every changing thought
While you thought what you will say to the Tiger tomorrow while he will be thrashing you
the song instantaneously on the laptop was
Kal humara hai (Call the band)
paas hain
manzilein apni
har soo phailee hai roshni
faaslon kau hein rastey miley
naye rishtey naye silsiley
chahaton kai diye hein jaley
naye sapnay naye iraadey
suno dil nai pukaara hai
yeh ghar hamara hai
ghar hamara hai
kaho saath hein ham tau
yeh pal hamara hai
kal hamara hai
iss yaqeen sai hai barhna abhee
iss zameen sai hein ham sabhee
sung apney subah layen gai
naye sapnay naye iraadey
suno dil nai pukaara hai
yeh ghar hamara hai
ghar hamara hai
kaho saath hein ham tau
yeh pal hamara hai
kal hamara hai
Then you somehow avert yourself and feel motivated to see that quite amount of work was done
song that appeared on track was
Kismat (Call the band)
YEH KAISA SAFAR BHARKTEE KHAMOSHIAN
ISEE TAMANA MEIN JAAGA HOON AB MEIN BANA INSAAN
JAU CHAHOON AGAR MEIN BANOON ROSHNEE
JAU CHAHOON TAU KISMET LIKH DALOON NAYEE
AB MEIN WOH HIMMAT BANOON TAU ROKO NAHEEN
GIRTEY HUWON KAU JAU THAAM LOON TOKO NAHEEN
MEIN HEE WOH SHAMA BANOON KAREY JAU ROSHNEE
ISEE TAMANNA MEIN JAAGA HUN AB MEIN BANA INSAAN
And finally when clock struck 4 and when you saw your dull face in mirror and reddened eyes
… the track on the laptop was
Shayad (Call the Band )
Kal ki in baaton mein
Kya rahkha hai.
Socho toh kuch bhi nahi
Sab khala hai
Aaj bhi kuchi badla nahi
Kal jahan tha ab hoon wahi
Shayad yahi
Kismet mein likha
Manzil nahi
Kismet mein likha
Manzil nahi
Phir bhi mein chal raha
In sab sawalon mein
Kya rahkha hai.
Kyon mein kuch socho jab
Sab faana hai
Aaj bhi usi mode pe hoon khada,
Kis gunah ki seh raha hoon sazaa.
Phewwww….
Finally you look back into the file and find that diagrams were not there
as usual
you would shout to the top of my voice
Gudiya ,,, dearo please make diagrams …..
so sweet
lovely
nice drawing you have
you even know her engineering drawing is good
yaar mujhe toh seedhi line bhi banana nahi aati:
And usually she submits to your gentle requests and makes your diagrams ……………although she does not leave any argument against you as well :
“kab karna seekhehga
boodha ho gaya hai
100 rs lagenege
bla bla bla ……
Good night .
Finally you look back into the file and find that diagrams were not there
as usual
you would shout to the top of my voice
Gudiya ,,, dearo please make diagrams …..
so sweet
lovely
nice drawing you have
you even know her engineering drawing is good
yaar mujhe toh seedhi line bhi banana nahi aati:
And usually she submits to your gentle requests and makes your diagrams ……………although she does not leave any argument against you as well :
“kab karna seekhehga
boodha ho gaya hai
100 rs lagenege
bla bla bla ……
Good night .
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